He seems to have taken it upon himself to write a song named “Grow Old with me” and yes it does exactly what it says on the tin. That’s just rude.
Problem is, I had no idea this song existed and it just came on the radio when I was having a relatively happy moment (thinking about the 80s band 5 star and their first track System Addict, which I tried to re-enact in our garage (the video that is)) and there it was. I then found myself lunging towards the radio to change channel in a frantic panic akin to that of Lady Macbeth’s sleepwalking disclosure, to wash my hands of it. Serves me right really for listening to Radio 2.
Go fuck yourself Tom Odell. I hope you end up like King Duncan.
For Tom Firth.